‘Humorous’ ideas for a wedding toast

One of our speech writers, Ryan Marshall, has come up with these ‘humorous’ and ‘light-hearted’ quotes that you may like to use to toast the bride and groom at a wedding.

If you have any of your own that you would like to share with us, then please feel free to add them into the comments box at the bottom of the page.

Toast ideas:

It’s not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She’s not marrying the best man !

To the one who melted the heart of the best friend I ever had

If love could be compared to ice skating, then, ladies and gentlemen, Torville and Dean

Life without love is like a bird without wings

Love never goes the way we want it to. One day it’s a battle or a war, but it is always peace.

The most important things to say are always the hardest. The hardest of all is to say I love you

Without you I am lost, with you I am lost in a sea of love and emotion

Nobody changes another by loving them, the change is in themselves

You do not love someone because they are beautiful; they are beautiful because you love them

Hearts are not ours to use, they are ours to give away

By loving someone it is impossible to lose, but by holding back it is impossible to love

Famous Quotations:

Ewan McGregor, Moulin Rouge
There is no better feeling in the world than to love and be loved in return.

Ronald Reagan
There is no greater happiness for a man than approaching a door at the end of a day, knowing someone on the other side of that door is waiting for the sound of his footsteps.

Robert Frost
It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

A. A. Milne
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

Also we have a page on Cheap Wedding Ideas