Quotes, Jokes & Ideas for a Wedding Speech
We have had a lot of requests in the past few months for some one liners for wedding speeches. We thought that it would be easy for people to find a good selection of these on the Internet – until we started looking.
There are so many people trying to sell you something that we thought it was time that we put up this page to give you some free help with your wedding speech.
We also feature a selection of free wedding clip art.
Jokes and One Liners
Speech-making is a bit like prospecting for black gold.
If you don’t strike oil in 10 minutes, stop boring.
I’m told that the best speech makers follow three simple rules. Stand Up. Speak Up. Then, very quickly, Shut Up. I’ll try to stick to that advice.
The brain is a wonderful thing. It never stops functioning from the time you’re born until the moment you stand up to make a speech. – Herbert V Prochnow
Every man needs a wife because things sometimes go wrong that you can’t blame on the government! – Unknown
"How To be Happy Though Married" – book by Rev. E.J.Hardy, 1910
Advice to person about to marry – Don’t. – Punch magazine, 1845
Let’s have a wedding – Charles Dickens (Great Expectations)
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasure – Dr. Johnson
Composed that monstrous animal a husband and a wife – Henry Fielding
The bridal day, which is not long… – Spenser
The guest are met, the feast is set
May’st hear the merry din
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Wedlock, indeed, hath oft compared been
To public feasts, where meet a public rout
Where they that are without would fain go in
And they that are within would fain go out
– Sir John Davies (17c.)
For a light wife doth make a heavy husband – Shakespeare
Wedding Clip Art
If you are looking for some clip art – why not check out our free wedding clip art.
To make your speech memorable,you should consider personalizing your wedding speech with these one liners
For a light wife doth make a heavy husband – Shakespeare.
Let’s use this quote to personalize ours.
An example:Please understand that you can only light up your lives if you are always together in soul,spirit and body
When I gave my groom speech at my wedding I made the whole thing rhyme. The guests appreciated the originality, and it made the speaking in public much less nerve wracking.
My elderson getting married in November.
I’d like to make the best speech as a father I need a help.he is getting married to a most beautiful girl.and her family is wonderful. Thank you. Xx