21st Bday Speech

Hi all..

its my 21st bday party this weekend and need some ideas... i got caught out at my 18th and i dont want the same thing to happen again.

Thanks

Here is a joke that could be suitable

Indian Chief and the Aussie

An Australian travel writer at the beginning of a 6-month tour of Canada was checking out of the Vancouver Hilton. When he paid his bill, he asked the manager, "By the way, what's with the Indian chief sitting in the lobby? He's been there ever since I arrived."
"Oh, that's Big Chief Forget-me Not," said the manager. "The hotel is built on an Indian reservation, and part of the agreement is to allow the chief free use of the premises for the rest of his life. He is known as Big Chief Forget-me Not because of his phenomenal memory. He is 92 and can remember the slightest detail of his life."
The travel writer took this in. When he waited for his cab, he decided to put the chief's memory to the test.
"'ello, mate!" said the Aussie, receiving only a slight nod in return. "What did you have for breakfast on your 21st birthday?"
"Eggs," was the chief's instant reply, without even looking up, and indeed the Aussie was impressed.
He went off on his travel writing itinerary, right across to the east coast and back, telling others of Big Chief Forget-me Not's great memory. (One local noted to him that 'How' was a more appropriate greeting for an Indian chief than "'ello mate.") On his return to the Vancouver Hilton six months later, he was surprised to see Big Chief Forget-me Not, still sitting in the lobby, fully occupied with whittling away on a stick.
"How?", said the Aussie to the Chief, who again did not stop to look up.
"Scrambled," said the Chief.

HI ALL

ive got a bit of a problem i need to do a 21st speech for my best friend by end of july and need all the help on writting it + what i put in it etc please please help thankx

[aji loganathan]

i need some jokes for a friend's 21st birthday (he is a guy)

[mjames]

Originally Posted by Doyley

Hi all..

its my 21st bday party this weekend and need some ideas... i got caught out at my 18th and i dont want the same thing to happen again.

Thanks

I need help with some ideas for my party this week end, with a bit of humour

Originally Posted by Unregistered

HI ALL

ive got a bit of a problem i need to do a 21st speech for my best friend by end of july and need all the help on writing it + what i put in it etc please please help thankx

Hi I got the same problem, please can you help me but her party is this Saturday?

hi i was wondering f someone can help me out?
i have to prepare a toast for my sisters 21st birthday.
any ideas would be appreciated.
if you could kindly reply here
thanks